No Sunday school teacher, Kool-Aid drinker or politician is ever going to be ok with any of the contents of this book, oh well. So many people have become sick and tired of how soft and fluffy the world has become. Where anything and everything is either offensive or dangerous, regardless if it was intended to be or not. A world where bubble wrap and participation ribbons are now more valued than honesty and hard work. Yet, few will ever admit to this out loud due to a fear of reprisal at the hands of a right fighter or political correctness warriors, but that's not here.

A liquor infused, open, honest, direct personal insights about the strange world we have now made, that only gets more and more interesting and unique as each additional shot is consumed.

If words + booze + free thinking scare you, you're likely going to be wetting the bed tonight. Sleep with a nightlight on and a butter knife under your pillow and you'll be alright, but if you don't just drink the lukewarm water from the fishbowl of this Band-Aid, beige world, you may find some truth, humour and a lot of questions both raised and maybe even answered within here.

Higher education is a sign of money, not intelligence.

Why do gas pumps and drive-up cash machines have braille on

them?

Your life’s high-water mark should always be in the future.

A dream that goes un-pursued isn’t a dream; it’s a fantasy.